Thursday, July 01, 2010

DOs and DON'Ts at Wonder La

  • Wonder La is the largest and the safest Amusement park in India spanning over 82 acres of land, nearly 30 kms from Bangalore.
  • A must-visit place if u happen to be a Bangalorean or on a tour to Bangalore.
  • Timings: 11 am - 6 pm (Mon - Fri); 11 am - 7 pm (Sat-Sun & Holidays)
  • There're discounts for group bookings and for students.
  • Take your bike. It's always a pleasure zooming on the Bangalore-Mysore highway.
  • Direct bus from Majestic to Wonder La – Bus No. 226. Ideally, one should start from Majestic Bus Stand at 9:30 A.M.
  • Take an aquaphobic with you, if possible. It'll be fun.
  • Always take a fattu with you (comes handy for taking photographs when you are enjoying rides).
  • Shout till your lungs come out. It's a good fright-reliever.
  • Carry these: towel, camera, plastic covers, extra pair of undergarments (preferably washed), swimming gear (at least a Lycra trunk).
  • Carry minimal ornaments/equipments/accessories.
  • Have a light breakfast.
  • Carry a case if you wear spectacles.
  • Put the footwear in lockers, if possible. They do get misplaced otherwise. There's hardly any honesty left in the world.
  • Finish dry rides before lunch and water rides post lunch.
  • Spend more time in the wave pool if you are with your girl.
  • Enjoy a shower once done with the water rides. You might not want to take the excessive chlorine on your body back home.
  • Visit Wonder La numerous times with great zeal.
  • Don't be late even for a minute (Opening time: 11am). Utilize the available time to its maximum.
  • Don't wear shoes. Go in floaters/chappals, preferably cheaper ones.
  • Don't carry unnecessary stuff. Consumes extra space in lockers.
  • Don't take eatables with you. Eatables are not allowed inside. The food at the cafeteria is pretty decent and damn cheaper than expected.
  • Don't dare heavy rides post lunch.
  • Don't miss even a single ride. You never know which one would be the most thrilling.
  • Don't underestimate any ride.
  • Don't wear an undy with holes.
  • Don't behave like Rajnikant if you think you are not a fattu.
  • Don't stare at a visually appealing chick for too long. There're many more around. Try to cover as many as possible.
Acknowledgments: This post is inspired (read copied) by this article.


    1. कैच्याकै..अल्टिमेट टिप्स...
      मी येईन ना तुझ्याकडे..तेव्हा घेऊन चल मला...;)

    2. me 2 !! Bhise dude u have to take me along when u go !!

    3. Don't wear an undy with holes ???
      का बाबा ?? तिथे लोक चड्डी पण घालतात अंडीवर !!!!

    4. @Bhise & Hari: Sure buddies! You r anytime welcome to Namma Bengaluru!

      @Anamik: Not everyone does that. Even if they do, it's always a good habit, isn't it?

    5. LOLz@
      Always take a fattu with you (comes handy for taking photographs when you are enjoying rides).

    6. @Prajakt: poochh mat! aankhein bhar aayi meri to! :P
      @Anish: Unfortunately our gang didn't have any :(

    7. Nicely written ...
      I am happy about the citation at the end!!!

    8. haha...bestt !!
      Kapil : kadhi jaycha bol...chyayla...evadha bhari description wachlyawar jawach lagnar ! :D

    9. @HK: Thanks :)
      @Vishal: Tu ajun gela nahis kadhi? Must visit place ahe rao!

    10. Gr8 tips.. will come handy for sure.

    11. tuu sii great ho ya man
      thanks for the tips.... it 'll be very useful for many more.

    12. Quite frank, especially on the chick part ;)